Presented with little commentary

Here is my favorite quote from this story about the delirious revelry that overtook Pittsburgh last night:

"Its awesome!" shouted Dan Jacobs, 23, of Baldwin, who was back on the South Side after four years of college in Boise, Idaho. He joined up with friends at a party on 17th Street. He paused to show off his Jordan Staal jersey -- "because he's so hot" -- before rushing off with girlfriend Renee Amendola to find a rest room.

Sir, I applaud your enthusiasm.