Jerry Seinfeld has more money than all but a handful of New Yorkers, so I'm sure he didn't even notice that it took five years and considerable expense to build a garage on West 83rd Street for his car collection. The Smoking Gun has details, pictures, and blueprints. I don't care about the cars. If he's going to be ostentatious enough to a) own five cars and b) keep them in Manhattan, then he's entitled to have a secure place to keep them. What bothers me is that the "bachelor pad" above the garage is probably as big as my apartment, if not larger. Somehow that offends me more than the utterly unnecessary need for five cars in Manhattan. At least he can't drive all of them at the same time.