Las Vegas scares me. It's as garish and skanky as I thought it would be. At least the people are that way. The casinos in our hotel are just loud and annoying, but the people are amazing. Apparently all the ugly people of the world come here to park their asses in front of the slot machines and wait for the sweet release of death. But hey, our hotel has the Star Trek Experience! We were hassled by a Klingon today. We're actually going on the ride itself tomorrow and eating in the restaurant (which serves Romulan Ale and dishes like the "Wrap of Khan"). After that, we're going to check out the Strip and see what other hotels/casinos have to offer in terms of the dregs of humanity. I'm having a great time so far. Seriously, I am.